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K&M Microphone Stand with Boom Arm


K&M Microphone Stand with Boom Arm


$59.99


K&M uses proprietary Swiss steel tubing, fixed length boom arm and zinc die-cast base with long folding legs for stability in this boom arm microphone stand. Square swivel joint with large wing nut boom fastener.

K&M Microphone Stand With Boom Arm


K&M Microphone Stand With Boom Arm


$59.99


K&M uses proprietary Swiss steel tubing, fixed length boom arm and zinc die-cast base with long folding legs for stability in this boom arm microphone stand. Square swivel joint with large wing nut boom fastener.

Gibraltar Short Mic Boom Arm


Gibraltar Short Mic Boom Arm


$24.99


This 19"-long microphone boom arm features a black finish with shock mount.19" boom arm

K&M Microphone Stand with Telescoping Boom Arm Black


K&M Microphone Stand with Telescoping Boom Arm Black


$79.99


This mic stand with a telescoping boom arm from K&M (Koenig & Meyer) is a more compact version of their classic 210/2. It's a combination of the long-legged 201A/2 mic stand and their 211/1 telescopic boom arm. Like the 210/2, this stand sets the standard for professional microphone boom stands.

K&M Microphone Stand With Telescoping Boom Arm Black


K&M Microphone Stand With Telescoping Boom Arm Black


$79.99


This mic stand with a telescoping boom arm from K&M (Koenig & Meyer) is a more compact version of their classic 210/2. It's a combination of the long-legged 201A/2 mic stand and their 211/1 telescopic boom arm. Like the 210/2, this stand sets the standard for professional microphone boom stands.Weight: 7 lb.Height: 35.4" to 63.1"Boom length: 18.1" to 30.3"

K&M Tripod Microphone Stand with Boom Arm Black


K&M Tripod Microphone Stand with Boom Arm Black


$49.99


A microphone stand from K&M (Koenig & Meyer) with a zinc die-cast base; a boom arm; non-scratching, Swiss steel rods; and quality, world-class German production. Features a sliding adjustment through a non-scratching swivel joint and comes complete with a locking washer and a plastic handgrip. Adjusts from 35 to 62-1/2 inches high, with a maximum boom arm length of 25-1/2 inches with a weight of just over 7 pounds.

K&M Tripod Microphone Stand With Boom Arm Black


K&M Tripod Microphone Stand With Boom Arm Black


$49.99


A microphone stand from K&M (Koenig & Meyer) with a zinc die-cast base; a boom arm; non-scratching, Swiss steel rods; and quality, world-class German production. Features a sliding adjustment through a non-scratching swivel joint and comes complete with a locking washer and a plastic handgrip. Adjusts from 35 to 62-1/2 inches high, with a maximum boom arm length of 25-1/2 inches with a weight of just over 7 pounds.

On-Stage Stands Sb96+ Studio Boom Microphone Stand


On-Stage Stands Sb96+ Studio Boom Microphone Stand


$146.99


The SB96+ Studio Boom Microphone Stand features a telescoping vertical shaft and extra-long telescoping boom with solid steel counterweight. It also has a 40-tooth boom clutch, Posi-Lok mini-boom arm, four folding, and locking legs with casters. The Posi-Lok design has 52 teeth for versatile mic angles, rotates 300 degrees, and has an ergonomic adjustment knob.Height adjustment: 45"-76" Boom length: 43"-79" Base spread: 34"

Audix Microboom-50 Boom Arm


Audix Microboom-50 Boom Arm


$249


The MICROBOOM-50 is a simple-to-use modular system that can be used with a choice of capsules in the Audix Micros series, offering a broad choice of pick-up pattern and frequency response. The MicroBoom-50 System is a problem solver for many hard-to-reach miking applications including choir, plays, and orchestra. It is 50 inches long and is made from a strong, lightweight carbon fiber. High quality shielded cable is used internally to insure the cleanest audio signal path between the microphone and the bottom of the boom, which terminates in a mini-XLR male connector. The stand adapter designed for the MicroBoom allows for total control over the angle, rotation, and position of the carbon fiber rod. A metal thumbscrew locks the rod firmly in place. The angle and position of the microphone is controlled using the flexible metal gooseneck below the microphone. The MicroBoom-50 provides an ultra-clean, professional, and elegant appearance on stage while providing exceptional performance and portability.Lightweight, rigidPortable, easy to positionClean, elegant appearanceChoice of capsulesExceptional sound qualityNo external power adapter neededAttaches to any mic standCan be used horizontally or verticallySupplied accessories:Mic stand adapter with thumbscrew and wing nut adjustments (MC-BOOM)Applications:ChoirEnsemble vocalTheatreOrchestral zone mikingLocation recordingPresentationConference room

On-Stage Stands SB96+ Studio Boom Microphone Stand


On-Stage Stands SB96+ Studio Boom Microphone Stand


$129.99


The SB96+ Studio Boom Microphone Stand features a telescoping vertical shaft and extra-long telescoping boom with solid steel counterweight. It also has a 40-tooth boom clutch, Posi-Lok mini-boom arm, four folding, and locking legs with casters. The Posi-Lok design has 52 teeth for versatile mic angles, rotates 300 degrees, and has an ergonomic adjustment knob.

Audix Microboom-84 Boom Arm


Audix Microboom-84 Boom Arm


$349


The MICROBOOM-84 is a simple-to-use modular system that can be used with a choice of capsules in the Audix Micros series, offering a broad choice of pick-up pattern and frequency response. High quality shielded cable is used internally to insure the cleanest audio signal path between the microphone and the bottom of the boom, which terminates in a mini-XLR male connector. The stand adapter designed for the MicroBoom allows for total control over the angle, rotation, and position of the carbon fiber rod. A metal thumbscrew locks the rod firmly in place. The final angle and position of the microphone is controlled by using the flexible metal gooseneck just below the microphone.Lightweight, rigidPortable, easy to positionClean, elegant appearanceChoice of capsulesExceptional sound qualityNo external power adapter neededAttaches to any mic standCan be used horizontally or verticallySupplied accessories:25 shielded mic cable. Mini-XLR(female) XLR(male) (CBL-M25)Mic stand adapter with thumbscrew and wing nut adjustments (MC-BOOM)Windscreen (WS1218)Applications: ChoirEnsemble vocalTheatreOrchestral zone mikingLocation recordingPresentationConference room

On-Stage Stands Msa-8020 Boom Microphone Stand


On-Stage Stands Msa-8020 Boom Microphone Stand


$17.2


Add on extra microphones without overcrowding your space with more stands! This clamp-on boom arm is perfect for miking any of your drums or other instruments. The dual rubber-tipped lock screw allows for maximum grip and will not damage the finish of your stand. The heavy-duty clamp will securely attach to any of our microphone stands and most industry standard stands.19" boom length15" vertical heightBlack powder coat finish

Musician's Gear Posi-Lok Combo Boom Arm Black


Musician's Gear Posi-Lok Combo Boom Arm Black


$14.99


The 22" Musician's Gear Posi-Lok Combo Boom Arm has a 7" adjustable mini boom. This versatile boom is ideal for use with either the Musician's Gear Deluxe Tripod Amp Stand or the popular On-Stage Stands' RS7500 Tiltback Amp Stand (both sold separately). The fully articulate boom handles any style of microphone so you can position you mics for close or medium-distance miking. The boom arm's proven Posi-Lok clutch is safe to use with even the most valuable microphones. Odyssey includes 2 cable clips with the Posi-Lok combo boom arm to secure your mic cords.

On-Stage Stands MSA-8020 Boom Microphone Stand


On-Stage Stands MSA-8020 Boom Microphone Stand


$19.99


Add on extra microphones without overcrowding your space with more stands! This clamp-on boom arm is perfect for miking any of your drums or other instruments. The dual rubber-tipped lock screw allows for maximum grip and will not damage the finish of your stand. The heavy-duty clamp will securely attach to any of our microphone stands and most industry standard stands.

Heil Sound HB-1 Steel Microphone Boom


Heil Sound HB-1 Steel Microphone Boom


$69.99


The HB-1 is an articulated arm, which is of very substantial steel channel structure and balanced by four external springs. Capable of supporting microphones up to 2.5 lbs, the HB-1 has a reach of 40". The HB-1 Boom accepts all of the standard 5/8" -27 threaded microphone hardware. The threaded chrome stem can be secured into its needed position by tightening the thumb screw. The HB-1 is shipped with a brass lined 'C' clamp mount that accept up to a 1.5" thick table. The HB-1 will fits all of the brass lined Heil mounting accessories.

Dynasty Dynasty Microphone Boom Boom


Dynasty Dynasty Microphone Boom Boom


$21.99


This microphone boom enables microphones to be placed in hard to reach locations and eliminates the cluttered look of stands. To be used in conjunction with the DHDMC Microphone Frame Clamp.
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RODE PSA 1 Swivel Mount Studio Microphone Boom Arm (Black) RODE PSA 1 Swivel Mount Studio Microphone Boom Arm (Black)
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The Rode PSA 1 Swivel Mount Studio Microphone Boom Arm is the professional way to mount your microphone to a studio desk. The PSA1 works with almost any mic on the market. Rode PSA 1 Features Rotates 360 degrees and reaches 32-33 inches from the base Includes two desk mounting options 2-axis swivel mount for accurate positioning Holds up to 4...

On Stage MSA8020 Clamp On Microphone Boom Arm On Stage MSA8020 Clamp On Microphone Boom Arm
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On Stage MSA8020 Clamp On Microphone Boom ArmOn Stage MSA8020 Clamp On microphone boom arm allows you to add an extra microphone without overcrowding your space with more stands! This clamp-on boom arm is perfect for miking any of your drums or other instruments...

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Perfect for that tight spot, this 7.75" boom is just the trick. For nearly 20 years, The Music People! Inc. has been on of the nation’s leading suppliers of microphones and pro audio equipment. The Music People! Inc...

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The MSA7500CB is a 22 inch boom arm with a 7 inch adjustable mini boom arm designed for use with the popular RS7500 Tiltback Amp Stand. Full articulation allows any style of microphone to be positioned for close or medium-distance miking...

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Designed for the professional, the Rode Boompole is a high grade professional boom pole for location recording. The boom pole allows you to mount your microphone securely and swivel it in a range of directions that will allow you to easily change positions and follow your sound source...

Broadcasting Studio Microphone Suspension Boom Scissor Arm stand with Shock Mount Broadcasting Studio Microphone Suspension Boom Scissor Arm stand with Shock Mount
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This microphone arm stand will include the following five parts:Scissor microphone arm standStandard microphone clip for handheld microphonesCrank style table mounting clampProfessional studio shock mount for diaphragm condenser microphonesXLR male to female microphone cableFeature: 1...

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This is a professional boom with separate knobs for length and angle adjustment and a deluxe chrome washer. Whether on-stage or in the studio, mic booms play an integral role in microphone support. On-Stage Stands makes makes a variety of American and Euro-style booms for every application...

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This Telescoping Mini Boom offers the most flexibility of all the Posi-Lok booms. This Mini-Boom comes complete with two 52-teeth disks that rotate 300° and grip securely together. The telescoping arm adjusts from 9"-16"...

Rode Procaster - Large Capsule Broadcast Quality Dynamic Microphone with Rode PSA 1 Swivel Mount Studio Microphone Boom Arm and Rode PSM 1 Shockmount For Podcaster Rode Procaster - Large Capsule Broadcast Quality Dynamic Microphone with Rode PSA 1 Swivel Mount Studio Microphone Boom Arm and Rode PSM 1 Shockmount For Podcaster
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Rode Procaster - Large Capsule Broadcast Quality Dynamic MicrophoneThe RØDE Procaster is a professional broadcast quality dynamic microphone, specifically designed for voice applications in the broadcast environment...

On Stage SMS7650 Hex-Base Studio Boom Microphone Stand On Stage SMS7650 Hex-Base Studio Boom Microphone Stand
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The HEX-BASE® Studio Boom is the new standard by which others will be judged. It is equipped with two straight boom shafts that can be attached for studio recording. Or remove the front boom and use the back boom for project studio work...


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Microphone Boom Arm

Raw is Curtis For 05/04/09

Straight off to ringside for a Randy Orton match right away. Wow that was fast. Shane decides to enter from behind and attacks Orton. The fight spills out into the crowd and Orton starts to take over while they brawl. When Shane battles back Orton tries to run but is caught from behind. They fight back into the ring and Shane leaps off the ring barricade with a clothesline before clearing the table and laying Orton out on it. Shane fights off Legacy as they come to the rescue but is soon kicked down into the ground by all three. MVP comes to the save but is also outnumbered and beat down by the Ken Doll look-a-likes.

MVP is thrown to the floor and the beat down on Shane continues before Batista arrives and spears Rhodes while everyone else runs. Vickie decides to walk out and not ride in a wheelchair. She decides to have the match re-done later tonight. Batista will take on Ted and MVP will take on Rhodes. Whoever wins in their match will go on to join in the Shane/Orton match, making it essentially a handicap match later tonight.

Matt Hardy is out and continues his bitches and whines about his broken hand and is once again wrestling under protest.

Matt Hardy vs. Kofi Kingston

Hardy goes for a headlock and seems to have trouble holding it on as Kingston switches to a hammerlock. The hold is forced to break and Hardy dives to the outside when Kingston pulls on his arm a little. He catches Kofi with a cheap shot and Kingston just decks him. Hardy sends Kingston to the corner but Kofi rolls him up for two. Springboard cross body misses entirely as I think Kofi needs to start actually looking before he jumps off for that move. Hardy hangs Kingston up by the midsection on the ropes and gets a two count. Suplex gets him another two but a second suplex has Kofi wiggling his way out of the broken arm. Kofi pummels back and delivers a big dropkick and the springboard cross body. Kofi follows with a clothesline and the boom boom boom for two.

Bob Orton, I mean Hardy rung into Kingston with his arm and they both stumble back. They pull back and Hardy tries to clothesline with his broken arm as Kingston ducks under the arm and delivers Trouble in Paradise for the win.

Winner: Kingston

After the match while Kofi is celebrating he eats a cast in the face. For some reason King is still all Heel announcer mode tonight in supporting Hardy's arm claim.

Santino is talking to some blonde chick whose name I don't recall. He says Santina can't be here tonight because Vickie breathed on her and gave her the swine flu. Chavo comes up from behind to say he shouldn't talk back on him or Vickie. He tells Chavo to give her a message of apologies for him....and then squeals surprisingly well like a pig. Wow.

Big Show goes to the back to demand a match tonight with Cena. She says he isn't cleared to wrestle until Judgment Day. He whines and leaves because he has to leave. The Bella twins then assault MVP in the most annoying way possible and ask him out. I totally have that happen all the time. Yeah MVP got nothing on me.

For some reason Willie Regal is here to complain he hasn't had a title shot yet against MVP. You're a Brit, you can't have the US title, jack off!

MVP vs. Cody Rhodes

MVP takes Rhodes down easily and chain wrestles him around. MVP keeps control until Rhodes kicks his legs out from under him and works over the leg now with various holds. Rhodes kicks his leg when MVP tries to come back in the corner. Rhodes eats a knee to the face and an elbow drop. Regal punches MVP's knee from behind while Cody is distracting the ref. MVP gets counted out in all lameness. Sigh.

Winner: Rhodes

We get a replay of a Dance Off between Layla and Eve on Smackdown to make "hype" for the sing off on Raw, hosted by King....Jillian will sing off against her hand picked contestant....Festus...somebody help me. Jillian sings a song I don't really recognize anymore. Festus has trouble getting around to sing. Jillian keeps trying to win automatically and King won't let her. He puts the microphone to his mouth and the bell rings. He sings the Sun will Come Out Tomorrow. They ring the bell again to leave him posed awkwardly. That was....frightening. I think Jillian might have been a little better actually. Festus actually wins. She begs for another song until The Miz interrupts with his entrance. Miz makes Festus form a Loser symbol on his own head before kicking his ass and tossing him out of the ring.

What is going on? It's like Raw has become about people I don't care about all of a sudden. Miz claims Cena is afraid of him. Miz invites him out again...Miz then asks why everyone is booing him despite Cena still not coming out. Miz says that Cena is manufactured by WWE for the kids and women to scream for. That's...actually kinda true yeah. Miz demands again that he be announced the winner when finally Cena's music interrupts things. Cena comes walking as slowly as anyone ever could walk. He finally makes it to the ring as Miz takes a hike. Guess he had important reality show stuff to do like eat scorpions.

Big Show makes an appearance now and faces off with Cena in the ring. He then proceeds to kicking him down and punching Cena around on the ground. The worlds stupidest camel clutch ensues for some reason. The awkwardness continues.

Ok so now we have Jarrod the subway guy as ring announcer. Why the hell? Somebody tell him to hold the microphone right.

Mickie James vs Maryse

Maryse refuses to tie up with Mickie and just tells her to talk to the hand so Mickie attacks from behind and beat the holy hell out of her. Mickie works an arm over and then sends Maryse to the floor. She misses the baseball slide and Maryse slams Mickie to the ring barricade before stepping on her. Maryse makes a two count and Mickie comes powering back now with a dropkick for to of her own. Mickie is put up top for a snap mare but she ducks a kick and signals her DDT for the three.

Winner: Mickie

I heard Jarrod was testing out the five dollar footlong during that last match. *rimshot*

Batista vs. Ted Dibiase

Batista powers Dibiase all around the ring as one might expect. Dibiase slips out of a Powerslam and attacks from behind only to run into a kick. Batista tries for the Batista Bomb but Dibiase slips out and eats a clothesline instead. Batista continues to work Dibiase over, but misses a running kick. Dibiase puts Batista down with a dropkick and mounted punches for two. King gets interrupted in a sentence several times and sounds a little pissed off with Cole now. Dibiase tries for another cover and goes to a headlock now right out of the school of Orton.

Drop toe hold trips Batista up when he tries to come back but a corner charge has Dibiase running right into a kick to the jaw. Batista rams his shoulder to the midsection until the ref makes him break. Batista takes a slap to the face and refuses to stop beating Dibiase's ass in the corner, choking him and kicking the living tar out of him until the ref DQs,

Winner: Dibiase

Chavo is in the back talking about the match tonight. He tells her she has to make sure Shane and Batista don't get into the match tonight. He says if MVP interferes, he loses his title and if Batista interferes he loses his title match. This seems like an awfully awkward scene. Is Vickie somehow getting even fatter?! And Uglier?!

Carlito vs. The Kendrick

Kendrick gets a low kick in cheap and Carlito powers back out of the corner with a clothesline and back body drop. Carlito drops Kendrick hard and picks up two before springing from the outside into a reverse heel kick from Kendrick for two. Carlito gets fed up with this bullcrap and just counters right into the Apple Jack for three out of nowhere.

Winner: Carlito

Legacy vs. Shane McMahon (Handicap Tag Match)

I missed the very beginning, but you can imagine it mostly as Shane getting the tar stomped out of him in the enemy corner. He fights his way out and takes it to Orton. Orton runs and makes the tag, diving to the floor where Shane gives chase only to be caught off guard by Dibiase in the ring. Shane knocks Legacy off the apron and levels Dibiase before going up top for an elbow drop and a two count when Rhodes breaks it up. Shane and Rhodes botch a clothesline to the floor attempt when it whiffs so Rhodes rolls himself to the floor. Dibiase and Shane spill out the floor now with Shade beating Dibiase into the stairs and grabbing a chair. Orton gets Shane from behind and tosses him back to the ring. Orton makes the tag and stomps him down. This match is making Legacy look like completely inept morons as they are almost losing way too often.

Cody tags in and does the same before going up top. He completely bombs and makes the tag to Dibiase. Dibiase pummels Shane into the corner. Shane delivers a clothesline and drags Dibiase from the tag but is kicked off for Orton to come in. Shane delivers several punches and clotheslines Orton to the floor before sending the rest of Legacy to the floor over the ropes when they come in. Rhodes eats the steps and Orton is slapped off the apron in his escape to get caught on the edge of the ring. Shane clears the table again as we are seeing a rerun now from earlier. Orton is laid out on the table and Shane goes up top. Shane completely misses Orton as he goes through the table and Orton rolls out of the way. What happened to count outs?

Shane's foot is put to the steps and Orton beats on it with a chair. Orton proceeds to sandwich his ankle between the two steps. The referee army arrives to try and push Legacy off. Batista comes out to chase Legacy off despite the fact the match never officially ended.... And That's That (Seriously) Show Grade: C (No not C for Crap)

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